The Dan Bresnahan Quote a Day Calender:
No desk will be complete without the hilarity of Holyoke’s own Cicero and his ever so precious accidental humor that he provides us. This desk calendar has a quote on every page for a year’s worth of sidesplitting laughter (or, absolutely depressing tragedy since he somehow IS part of our representative government). Keep one at your home and office for that perfect reminder : Thank god I am not related to that asshat.
Some Sample Gems:
10/23: “We should stop caring about the poor and the sick.”
10/1: “What’s this Bicycle Master Fucking Plan?”
8/11: “Can I get two shots of Jägermeister? I am on my way to city hall and I am in kinda a rush.”
7/4: “What has two thumbs and thinks preggos are hot?”
12/3: “Who doesn’t like David Lee Roth?”
11/22: “Let’s re-talk about this.”
5/15: “Through the roof!”
It is a perfect gift. Order now to get multiple copies for your friends and family.
Show your true feelings about the Election to End All Elections:
The most money ever spent in history to attain the job of CEO and Chief Executioner of the free-world. On the left we have Obama – bloody warlord and imperialist puppet. On the right we have Romney – rich opportunist who wants to bring about end times and who lusts to serve the same masters that put Obama in power. Don’t be fooled. These folks are two sides of the same coin. I know… gay rights, women’s health, 2nd Amendment, supreme court appointments, blah, blah. Those emotional arguments are only there to make you feel you that you have a choice and to fool you into thinking that you have a job to do by voting against your least favorite stooge when you go to the polls. In the end it is the same result. We inch farther and farther to the right, increasing the wealth gap and continuing corporate contracts via US Imperialism and its death, destruction and pollution around the globe. WAKE THE FUCK UP PEOPLE! We don’t need a “Third Party” we need an alternative to the system that refuses to serve us and we need to end US Imperialism…for the sake of this country, this planet and the human species at large.
The USA has killed more people SINCE WWII than died in the Holocaust. Poverty in the USA is at its highest now than since 1960. Human-Induced Global Warming is a reality. We have done almost nothing to liberate ourselves from petroleum and Middle East politics. Rates for cancer and environmental influenced disease continue to rise. It will only get worse and our current way of life is certainly not sustainable or just. The USA is the new Rome and we are now seeing its death throws. Be prepared for more turmoil, division, violence, injustice and racial & religious extremism unless we take this train off the rails. We need real hope and change not another corporate funded suit from the same folks that brought us the last one.
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